Sam Poppe

Age: 36
Country: United States
Location: Eltopia, WA
Height: 5 ft 11 in
Weight: 180 lb
Logbook ID: 1153484
Member since: September 12, 2017

I have been referred to as the song bird of my generation. My home smells of rich mahogany, I have many leather bound books. Almond Joy, Baby Ruth, Payday, and Heath are just a list of mediocre candy bars. I once took 1st place in an arm wrestling competition, there were only two competitors. The other competitor forfeited when she saw my biceps. Kevin Bacon will never have a mustache as awesome as mine. A man doesn't grow a mustache, a mustache grows a man. Saw dust is simply just man glitter. I drink coffee because anger management is too expensive.