Joey Hernandez

Age: 45
Country: United States
Team: Delta Squad
Height: 6 ft 0 in
Weight: 244 lb
Logbook ID: 1154720
Member since: September 17, 2017

Many would say that I am more than a man. . to that, I cannot disagree. I am the Mexican Dolf Lundgren. I am Joey Hernandez, but those who know me call me Machete. You can call me NedzCarty. I hold a 2nd degree brown belt in Mexican Judo and I fuel my awesomeness with hotdogs. 12 of them, to be precise. At a time. In my mouth.

I can make woman feel like a cave in the middle of the Atlantic, and men like stallions in the height of summer. I spend many intense hours in the gym doing squat thrusts. It is worth it for the sweet burn in my hot thigh. I focus on my gluteus maximus, for it has won me many a trophy in worldwide competitions.

I am known worldwide as a first class trainer, and have been told that I am the best around. That’s right, nothing is ever going to keep me down. Not the fatties. Not the haters. Not the people who say, “You can’t eat all of that!” It’s not my fault that every season is bulking season. Yea, I can crush 2 big macs, 2 large fries, 20 piece mcnugget, 4 large pizzas, and a 2 liter of mountaint dew in one sitting, but I put in the work that it takes for my body to process it and use it to forge my body into the ass-kicking machine that it is. No, that’s not sweat. My body is crying. Crying because it can’t take how bitchin’ I am.