Drag the River

ACCESS MAINFRAME....ACCESS MAIN PROGRAM...... 01100110100 (Binary code used to launch ultimate coach) The 2026 January virtual team challenge will be interesting this year for Drag the River. While the Chain Ripper (CR) was not mashing meters, binary code was being learned to unlock all sorts of Concept 2 cheat codes. This along with Crank Shaft Riff Raff's (CSRR) extensive background in biscuit baking has created a unique environment for @$$ whooping this year. After extensive meetings with Concept 2's R&D department, Drag the River is excited to unveil a whole new tier of cheat codes. Through the help of our previous coaching staff, Newman and Scorpio, Concept 2 was more than ready for Drag the River's valuable insight on how to make the virtual team challenge platform more user friendly. With level three security clearance now permitted for CS and CSRR (granted from Concept 2 intelligence team), this virtual challenge will be easy. Several concerns were brought forth to the development team revolving around this challenge being too easy (dare I say boring?). Listed below are several cheats that will be evaluated during this year's challenge: O2 expansion across all levels Extra strength leg extension spring adjustment Unlimited fusion compression on all high durometer elements Automatic heat control on translating bearings Keyless entry on all user Concept 2 interfaces With all of these cheats activated, a large amount of wind is expected to be generated. Please do not worry, CS's and CSRR's fan mechanisms have been upgraded to titanium components to aid in this large energy expulsion event. CS and CSRR have reached out to their respective weather stations to activate a large wind advisory for each of their counties. If you find yourself experiencing high wind events during the month of January, you can assume THE CHAIN RIPPER and THE CRANK SHAFT RIFF RAFF are in town.