Drag the River

We picked up a new trainer… Newman is out Scorpio is out DOUBTFIRE IS IN Please refrain from hitting your panic buttons on your machines. Pardon the photo, she gets saucy when she sees others in the competition not pulling their weight. For those not aware, Doubtfire runs a calculation on all riders. This is cleverly called the “Doubtfire Constant”. Over the last couple of months, the Crank Shaft Riff Raff (CSRR) and Chain Ripper have been the topic of study at Yale and Harvard. The Doubtfire Constant has been calculated for each of these riders and compared to others in the previous January Virtual Challenge. Due to the staggering results, the Ivy League schools could not come up with a corresponding zone to place the riders in on the graphed results. In the meantime, this is labeled the “sh!t zone”. Doubtfire has one easy rule, if you’re in the sh!t zone, you are OUT. CSRR and CR are riding high this fall with Doubtfire at the helm.